They said you weren't smart enough to know what Paddlerini were. But we revolted, we said no, the Paddlers will know. They wanted to call you "young Paddlers". Pfft, how basic. Anyway, you're an enlightened bunch so that's exactly how we're going to treat you. And to enlighten you further here's a tasty morsel (no not that guy on the right) – turns out Paddlerini is more than just little paddlers, we've come up with a whole new little discipline. It's pretty cool. Check out the details below.